Milo Standards - Penis De Milo

The (drag) king of comedy is coming to Bath! The terrifying alter-ego of feminist comedian Kate Smurthwaite unzips the trousers of truth and lays it on the table.

With dating tips from his hit podcast, The Schlong Game and masculinity so toxic Woodside would pump it into the sea, Milo Standards is here to explain to the feminists how they've been doing it all wrong. You're welcome, ladies...

Satirising the TikTok generation of "men's activists", from their bizarre approach to wellness to their aggressive dating advice and obsession with Alpha status, Penis De Milo is the show Andrew Tate would write if he was funny.

Sure, some of the jokes are dark and twisted, but think how much worse it would be if it was a woman doing them... Catch Milo Standards now before he gets CANCELLED.

Presented by Kate Smurthwaite

"Like all good satire, among the laughs, of which there are plenty, the jokes provoke serious pause for thought...powerful and beautiful. One day Kate Smurthwaite will receive the wider credit that she deserves" - On The Mic